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Postby Livlax Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:07 am

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Postby checkley00 Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:55 pm

May have been mentioned but I have a couple of horrible examples of personal helmet customisation...

It seems like the beginning of an epidemic

1st: Someone thought it'd be a splendid idea to draw an ace of spades on his helmet with a marker pen.....
2nd: Fresher played his first game Saturday. Turned up with his new helmet, with a superman sticker on the back of it.
And this is the worst for me...
3rd: Training wednesday I turned up to notice a very nice brine triad with a line of effing gold stars stuck down the middle of it that looked like they'd come straight out of his little sisters arts and crafts set.

I will make it my personal vendetta to remove this horrible degrading "personalisations", until then, hit them hard. Very hard.
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Postby jstdlax Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:09 pm

sounds like that would have been at weasels training
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Postby Harry Collins Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:29 am

checkley00 wrote:May have been mentioned but I have a couple of horrible examples of personal helmet customisation...

It seems like the beginning of an epidemic
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Weren't there some photos somewhere of Faz (?) from Liverpool customising his lid with car model stickers?
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Postby checkley00 Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:49 am

jstdlax wrote:sounds like that would have been at weasels training



you'd be surprised at the respectability of some true weasels. We'll call these uni players for now :lol:
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Postby Princess Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:30 pm

there was a kid at london uni last year I think (maybe some other team) who had covered his helmet in tin foil...
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Postby Ash Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:41 pm

embarrassingly he's not london uni. He's at soton uni, He's a pretty handy Dman too, not sure what that was all about but he is pretty mad and looks like napoleon dynamite.

Hasn't played this season though, might have fried his brain from picking up mobile phone signals on his helmet.
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Postby Princess Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:30 pm

hahahah yeah thats right we were convinced he was some mentalist and did it so he could stop the voices :lol:
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Postby Ash Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:05 pm

Not sure if this has been on the forums before........but i think ends the debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqg01Nk3SYI
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Postby Lewis Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:56 pm

Ash wrote:Not sure if this has been on the forums before........but i think ends the debate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqg01Nk3SYI


He nearly played D1 lacrosse but ended up playing D3 at college. Me and my friends met his buddy when we went to a camp in the US, he gets about $10,000 for going to camps just to play in character haha. I stayed in his old dorm in Gettysburg College, small world :D
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 12, 2012 9:32 am

Uses the word swag when referring to playing equipment
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby Waardo Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:03 pm

Posistions himself above his player while playing D then shakes his stick at him single handed when he gets the ball (yes, from behind) and pushes/pulls at him with the other.
All over it, like a tramp on chips.
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby jstdlax Tue May 13, 2014 1:49 pm

They wear a GoPro on there helmet
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby Mr.Stanford Tue May 13, 2014 2:57 pm

Cuts from 'X', connects with the feed on goal line extended, takes the extra step to glory, releases and underarm CANNON... before realising the ball pinged off the top of his head and is currently in the bushes.
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby D99 Wed May 14, 2014 2:53 pm

they wear tights under their shorts.....
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Re: How to spot a gammer.....

Postby bronie Thu Nov 05, 2015 5:44 pm

gammers? or gamers? :P

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