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Re: Gammers

Postby young_trig Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:11 am

First Home wrote:
young_trig wrote:aplaud him

They can't spell.


Gammers obviously don't practice much and therefore have plenty of time to learn to spell. Especially the ones in the south :wink:

Thats wordwang!
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Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:03 am

they are often sent to the crease and run around like headless chickens
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Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:04 am

nicknames on the back of there shirts
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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:12 am

Look on in awe at very average players
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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:16 am

Other kit variations:

Shinpads on arms

American football equipment

Rugby boots

Hoodie underneath playing shirt
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Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:23 am

talks about that 'amazing' hit that wasn't that 'amazing'
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Postby blues24ianb Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:28 am

Use an out dated language when giving spelling lessons

Festina Lente



Use out of date positions in thier nickname

First Home



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Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:30 am

talk about equipment a hell of a lot
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Postby ibop Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:16 am

They flick up both their top and bottom hands whenever they try to pass
The only time he takes his foot out of his mouth, is to put the other one in!

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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:47 am

The best stick on the market with no bag.

OR alternatively a new stringing technique that doesn't work.

Stringing on the cuff of gloves is pulled incredibly tight.

Bandanas

Poor at every other sport - but somehow amazing at lacrosse and Games Workshop battles.
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Postby lukeoz Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:15 am

They spin the stick rather than cradle it.
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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:37 am

Gain great pleasure shooting really hard and throwing fakes at mixed lacrosse.
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Postby jstdlax Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:00 pm

create a team named 'All stars'
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Postby Raptor_attack Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:23 pm

jstdlax wrote:create a team named 'All stars'


Wells thats most of the laxforums community right there...
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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 12:45 pm

Dining Room wrote:Look on in awe at very average players


think i can shoot
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Postby stemcdlax23 Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:36 pm

# god knows what - They smack their stick on the floor just in front of them just as you are running up to dodge
'This is the whit...........'

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Postby Dining Room Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:39 pm

stemcdlax23 wrote:# god knows what - They smack their stick on the floor just in front of them just as you are running up to dodge


At the face decide they lean on their stick so hard it looks like they going to fall over.
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Postby davidmcculloch81 Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:41 pm

Often receive instructions like "Just stand there and don't move"

Hold their stick down by their knees and when they try to catch the ball manouevre their body in a way to keep their stick there

After somehow catching it swing the head of their stick around in a big arc so that the ball inevitably falls out behind their head

Can't understand any of the above as they have the most expensive kit going
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Postby fifteen peter twenty Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:04 pm

play charge of the light brigade style defence avoided with a single side step.

play mixed lacrosse on a regular basis and say "it improves your stick skills"
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Postby Ash Fri Oct 20, 2006 2:13 pm

Think there badly executed attempt at a one handed pick up is a gift from god, even though it resulted in their stick being launched 20 yards out of their hands seconds later
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