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Postby laxwill11 Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:33 pm

i spotted him! he's on this video!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4s-A7iom98[/youtube]
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Postby laxboy Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:27 pm

you can actually generate curve on a shot!!!
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Postby david s Fri Mar 14, 2008 5:30 pm

To be honest the D man from the video is almost equally Gam... How that guy doesn't get stripped is beyond me...
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Postby Mat P Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:52 am

They rest their stick on your shoulder when the balls in the other half of the field.
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Postby Dining Room Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:27 am

Fake Pokes?
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Postby kjk20 Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:12 pm

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Postby lax4life Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:14 pm

where did you find the video of tom brooks!? :lol:
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Postby Jackanory Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:27 pm

laxboy wrote:you can actually generate curve on a shot!!!


Harry from york has been developing something of a leg-break style bounce shot. Only effective on astro, and even then 'effective' isn't the right word.
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Postby Harry Collins Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:29 pm

Cheers for that Jack. Just you wait, its gonna be amazing. I'm gonna train it over summer so that when we start playing in September, still on the cricket pitches it'll be a killer. Goalies all over the world (york training sessions) will rue the day I learnt the almighty leg-spin bounce shot.
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Postby orange08 Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:24 pm

spend all summer perfecting a leg break bounce shot :lol:
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Postby rabbi Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:07 pm

There's a gammer playing for a team that will remain anonymous and I heard that before he could be taught to play lacrosse they actually had to teach him to run. I've seen this individual play and it is a sight to behold, at a full sprint he barely breaks walking pace.

Also another telling way to spot a gammer is to listen out for 'the call of the gammer'. Some species of gammer give out a distinct whoooop every time they catch the ball, again when they spin round/roll dodge 10 yards in front of you, and they whooop most loudly any time off the ball they get near the goal with their defender more than a foot away.
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Postby UKLaxfan Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:53 pm

laxwill11 wrote:i spotted him! he's on this video!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4s-A7iom98[/youtube]


Laxwill11, thank you for finding this :shock: :lol: :lol:

I love the comments as well

"JAAKEEE rockin that jv power cradle"

"lol dude, ur worse then our lax team, pass more i guess "

"what team is this lmao"

"wow.. I was actually crying that was so bad."

"man you suck lol"
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Postby mandy Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:49 pm

absolutely speechless

was the d-man told not to take the ball off him? cos if he wasn't he was just as gammer
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Postby Delmonte Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:56 am

i think the rap after is equally as bad
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Postby chippie Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:08 pm

jake n bake..... :lol:
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Postby robbo Mon May 05, 2008 1:46 pm

You claim to be a karate master....

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Postby kjk20 Fri May 09, 2008 2:28 pm

From Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gammer

gammer 25 up, 7 down

Gammer is someone who is hideous to look at. Mainly teenage female chav types from London that used to use this phrase in the mid to late 1980s, to describe an unattractive boy.

It was believed to have originated from the pale, pink, pasty flesh of a pork gammon joint. Also termed as gammer-chops. Chops which is a slang term for the face.
What a gammer, that bloke's a right gammer. Eeeeeew yuk, what a gammer look at his face...
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Postby chindle Fri Nov 28, 2008 4:29 pm

They utilise the services of this legal firm...

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Postby Dining Room Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:56 am

overly keen to call their new lacrosse club a silly name:

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