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Postby Tom_Southampton Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:27 pm

given that the gammer in question is welsh i give the sheep jokes 45mins
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Postby Dave254023 Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:16 pm

Has this gammer "killed" anyone this season yet? I rememeber last season when he went through our 6'5" 16stone d man that was some impact!!!
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Postby Tom_Southampton Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:27 pm

nope but he does hit hard
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Postby LAXman CRW Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:12 pm

blues24ianb wrote:Where's the ball ??


I just found out this guy is doing the trick without the ball!!!
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Postby LAXman CRW Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:21 pm

OK own up all the GAMMERS on this forum
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Postby Chlammy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:12 pm

shame he didnt find u on the pitch tom
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Postby Dave254023 Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:17 pm

Is it true you have to keep him on a lead with a muzzle on alan?
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Postby mandy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:17 pm

Dave254023 wrote:Is it true you have to keep him on a lead with a muzzle on alan?

thats brave before the game!
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Postby Chlammy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:23 pm

well u will get the chance to find out tomorrow dave! but no, not even i would want to get that close!
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Postby Dave254023 Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:24 pm

Ooops mistyped that! Does Luke have to be kept on a lead and muzzle!? Like in the Jet Li film which i forget the name ....."unleashed" .....can't remember. :oops:
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Postby mandy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:27 pm

you're only making your hole deeper sir

i read it as luke anyway - but i'd much sooner be ripping the piss out of alan (well its a daily thing anyway) the day before a game than luke!
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Postby Chlammy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:30 pm

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i wont be stopping luke tomorrow mandy, thats for sure! :lol:
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Postby Dave254023 Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:33 pm

Are you his trainer alan or just his bitch? :shock: :roll:
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Postby Chlammy Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:37 pm

tell u what sir, ill give u the pleasure of asking him that whilst your looking up to him from the floor! lol
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Postby Zagreus Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:44 pm

From the discriptions of what a gammer is from various people, they sound stupid, you can not expect to become good just by buying the stuff and making yourself look good, you have to decate time and effort and even then it might never happen you just got to try your hardest, for example iv only started 3 months ago and frankly im not very good but im trying and i dont think im the best, Gammers should get their heads into practising instead of thinking there good when in fact the rubish.

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Postby fresher309 Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:19 pm

Zagreus wrote:From the discriptions of what a gammer is from various people, they sound stupid, you can not expect to become good just by buying the stuff and making yourself look good, you have to decate time and effort and even then it might never happen you just got to try your hardest, for example iv only started 3 months ago and frankly im not very good but im trying and i dont think im the best, Gammers should get their heads into practising instead of thinking there good when in fact the rubish.

antonio

p.s sorry for spelling.

Think someone's missed the point of gammer spotting (should make it a national sport or summit)
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Postby chippie Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:00 pm

fresher309 wrote:Think someone's missed the point of gammer spotting (should make it a national sport or summit)


gammer spotting........when you playing next fresher :P
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Postby fresher309 Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:07 pm

chippie wrote:
fresher309 wrote:Think someone's missed the point of gammer spotting (should make it a national sport or summit)


gammer spotting........when you playing next fresher :P

hopefully for bath at hitchin next week...though i learnt everything from u...still got the pink leggings?
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Postby lurchyboy Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:12 pm

I think I'm going to have to own up to being a gammer...
I always wear my gloves with the cuff cord done all the way up. BUT, in my defence, I have ickle hands and if I didn't they would fall off (the gloves, not my hands. I hope) and then I'd look even more, er, 'gammery' :oops:
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Postby Claire Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:15 pm

are you playing luke again? silly.

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