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Postby lukeoz Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:26 pm

observe the last ten seconds of this clip!


http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullscreen ... 20Part%201
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Postby ibop Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:09 am

Gammer buys a d-pole then complains its too short, till he puts a head on it!
The only time he takes his foot out of his mouth, is to put the other one in!

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Postby Ash Thu Apr 19, 2007 9:54 pm

this really needs resurfacing! personally i think it should be made a sticky thread due to its educational value.
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Postby young_trig Thu Apr 19, 2007 10:51 pm

I totally agree! Whoever posted this thread surely made a lot of gold from it!
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Postby Dining Room Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:08 am

put pictures of their 'game' sticks on the internet.

New thread:

Post pictures of your spare stick here. Tell us why you prefer your game stick.
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Postby davidmcculloch81 Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:58 am

Upload videos of their games onto YouTube in the hope that they are spotted by MLL scouts.
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Postby cjlax Fri Apr 20, 2007 10:43 am

lol dining room - Me a gammer...great!
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Postby jameskellam Thu May 10, 2007 7:51 am

The boxing gloves would be a bit of a giveaway.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6596747.stm .
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Postby Sour37 Mon May 14, 2007 10:19 pm

They spell gammer "gamma"
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Postby nathanc Tue May 15, 2007 5:48 pm

They call someone a gammer n then they proceed to get stripped or just drop the ball etc etc
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Postby S-t-r-e-t-c-h Wed May 16, 2007 6:15 pm

guilty!

they:

get checked by a gammer they didnt see comming up to them.

pretend not to have the ball.

Fake and drop it.

throw and massive check and expect the opponent to drop the ball.

go for ground balls only to get their stick caught on a rutt of grass, ending in a painfull groinal pole vault.
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Postby young_trig Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:21 pm

They spend ages trying to work out how to do a "curve shot"
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Postby davidmcculloch81 Thu Jan 24, 2008 6:01 pm

They list their favourite tunes for the final moment before they take to the pitch.
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Postby Spencer Fri Jan 25, 2008 8:31 pm

young_trig wrote:They spend ages trying to work out how to do a "curve shot"


I Agree !!
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Postby S-t-r-e-t-c-h Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:55 pm

Spencer wrote:
young_trig wrote:They spend ages trying to work out how to do a "curve shot"


I Agree !!


they can not throw a curve shot.
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Postby LAXman CRW Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:39 pm

they spend ages finding out how to spot a gammer?? :wink:
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Postby mandy Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:22 pm

LAXman CRW wrote:they spend ages finding out how to spot a gammer?? :wink:

if it takes them that long how long til they realise its them?

also the majority of contributors to this thread had you spotted ages ago
ahhh ... the whit
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Postby Frog Tue Jan 29, 2008 10:36 pm

Try throwing take-away checks from the most stupid positions after watching a highlight reel of "siiik checks" on youtube created by another gammer :lol:
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Postby hollywood9 Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:22 am

Here is the on of the long lost Powell!! i can certainly say this is typical Gamma Time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSiYHnpH5oM
So for all you Gammers trying to take you gammaness to the next level watch carefully
ENJOY GAMMA'S
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Postby orange08 Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:54 am

spend hours on youtube looking for videos of gammers....
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