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Postby laxwill11 Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:53 pm

P.Pexton wrote:Missing a game due to a 9-month Non-iversarie!! Enough said!


wasnt that you Phill? in which case, self nomination = DoD on Saturday! twice for one offence, stirling work sir.
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Postby Blackwell32 Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:33 am

Andrew Dennison gets DoD a hell of a lot simply because; a) he is a d**k and b) "today is a day".
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Postby Rotisserie Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:22 pm

HawkUK wrote:I think it was against aber my captain got d**k for

1. Leaving the chest plate at the SU
2. When being checked by a defender just standing there say "All day mate all day", instead of just skinning him.

Prob already being said but considering it was in flags 1/4 finals

forgetting the kit, then having to borrow bibs from the other team.

:D


The bibs looked better!
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Postby P.Pexton Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:40 pm

laxwill11 wrote:
P.Pexton wrote:Missing a game due to a 9-month Non-iversarie!! Enough said!


wasnt that you Phill? in which case, self nomination = DoD on Saturday! twice for one offence, stirling work sir.



Maybe?? :roll: :oops: :D :lol:
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Postby rr53 Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:16 pm

Ripping off the top of the minibus on a height restriction barrier!! Oh the canterbury days lol
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Postby plainnash Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:07 am

Probably one guy who took us to the wrong grounds in Bath after spending the whole trip telling us he'd played there for years before and definitely knew the way.
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Postby jimbo_bulls Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:48 am

jivingjohn wrote:Our captain on an away match to Aberystwyth:

1. Trying to fart so hard in a car on the way to that you follow through.
2. Having to "check" whether you've followed through by reaching down into your boxers, pulling out a brown-smeared hand and offering it to the driver to smell
3. Making the driver stop the car so that they can throw up.

...and possibly why this is a good reason for d*ck of the day...

4. On arrival in Aberystwyth stopping at a local fish-market to buy a mackerel. When asked why he'd bought it stating:

This'll be a great prize for whoever gets d*ck of the day


As though there were any doubts in our minds for that one!



I still wretch when I think about it. The Aber away trips always threw up extremities for d**k of the day.

Saunders - I seem to remember you falling out of the mini bus in some remote Welsh outpost losing your wallet, your phone and your dignity.

Another trip saw a player get kidnapped by Aber and send us picture messages of him tied up saying we had to throw the game if we ever wanted see him again. I seem to remember the squad was happy to make the sacrifice of the player.

There is also a former Welwyn player now with Brum who thgt the M1 and A1 were the same road. This was highlighted when trying to get Brum down to play Welwyn.
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Postby laxin14 Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:10 pm

Its all about 'Goon of the Toon' and that normally goes to you if your called Myles Johnstone!
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Postby buckers_the_great Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:49 pm

laxin14 wrote:Its all about 'Goon of the Toon' and that normally goes to you if your called Myles Johnstone!


Don't get too confident Ross, Mylo might have won it 3 times this season but you've had it twice, Goon of the Season could still go to you!

Its the fact we have a sign and everything that gets presented. I don't think its as good as the 'Man'dallion or the Handbag.
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Postby Ash Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:39 pm

plainnash wrote:Probably one guy who took us to the wrong grounds in Bath after spending the whole trip telling us he'd played there for years before and definitely knew the way.


I've done that before in bath too, accidentally keyed the wrong address into my satnav and drove very close to the ground, but ended up getting stuck in a 1 and a bit hour traffic jam for a car park for no reason and missed the first ten minutes of the match. I had been to baths ground 5 or 6 times before too, though was approaching it from a different direction!
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Postby plainnash Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:13 pm

Ash wrote:
plainnash wrote:Probably one guy who took us to the wrong grounds in Bath after spending the whole trip telling us he'd played there for years before and definitely knew the way.


I've done that before in bath too, accidentally keyed the wrong address into my satnav and drove very close to the ground, but ended up getting stuck in a 1 and a bit hour traffic jam for a car park for no reason and missed the first ten minutes of the match. I had been to baths ground 5 or 6 times before too, though was approaching it from a different direction!


For us it was more the fact that this bloke sat there in the clearly empty carpark insisting that the home team was going to turn up 10 mins before face... Oh, and THEN he asked for a non-alcoholic dirty pint. Fool!
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Postby laxin14 Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:48 pm

buckers_the_great wrote:
laxin14 wrote:Its all about 'Goon of the Toon' and that normally goes to you if your called Myles Johnstone!


Don't get too confident Ross, Mylo might have won it 3 times this season but you've had it twice, Goon of the Season could still go to you!

Its the fact we have a sign and everything that gets presented. I don't think its as good as the 'Man'dallion or the Handbag.


Buckers, the goon sign is awesome! I didnt see anyone else put time and effort into such a masterpiece!
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Postby skittles Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:54 pm

plainnash wrote:Probably one guy who took us to the wrong grounds in Bath after spending the whole trip telling us he'd played there for years before and definitely knew the way.


You talking about Chris Brown by any chance? Was a proper dirty pint by E man! :)
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Postby mandy Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:08 am

dunno about d**k of the day, but the cock of the week avatar for this thread ( http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403 ) is well and truly deserved
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Postby Mr.Stanford Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:37 pm

mandy wrote:dunno about d**k of the day, but the cock of the week avatar for this thread ( http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403 ) is well and truly deserved


bloody brilliant... hahaha!
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Postby UKLaxfan Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:29 pm

If there was a Global Vote for DOFD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff4HL6jpV4o

Mr Tiger Eldrich Woods has cost the Global Economy Billions of Dollars according to research
http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/In ... st=1514121

And all because Tiger loved playing in the rough :oops:
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Postby Karachi123 Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:47 pm

HI Mr. Stanford, Bloody and Brilliant what a combination. What about who are not bloody?
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Postby Livlax Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:54 pm

Karachi123 wrote:HI Mr. Stanford, Bloody and Brilliant what a combination. What about who are not bloody?


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Postby gamble Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:20 pm

I once got d**k of the day for running a cat over on the way to a match.

Not a good day, even though we won
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Postby Mort rotu Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:32 am

skittles wrote:
plainnash wrote:Probably one guy who took us to the wrong grounds in Bath after spending the whole trip telling us he'd played there for years before and definitely knew the way.


You talking about Chris Brown by any chance? Was a proper dirty pint by E man! :)


I taught E man all he knows about dirty pints, makes me proud to hear that :D
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